Ode to Weinerschnitzel.

Oh, how I love thee, dear Weinerschnitzel.

Your dogs dipped in batter are such a joy--
and those fun sized minis are an extra delight.

You serve Pepsi instead of Coke
Then top it off with Tastee-Freeze shakes.

Your chili cheese fries are delicious;
You even wrap then in a tortilla when I feel adventurous.

But most impressively, you defy customs and the law.
"You want a receipt? You were supposed to ask at the speaker,
Didn't you know?"

Oh, how I love thee, dear Weinerschnitzel.
And how you deny me the right to a receipt.